May 2013
2 posts
March 2013
2 posts
January 2013
1 post
21 tags
November 2012
2 posts
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
2 posts
August 2012
3 posts
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
July 2012
6 posts
26 tags
June 2012
4 posts
30 tags
30 tags
May 2012
2 posts
April 2012
3 posts
March 2012
2 posts
January 2012
1 post
30 tags
December 2011
1 post
16 tags
November 2011
1 post
20 tags
October 2011
1 post
Why is it that I only do homework late at night? Argh.